A BLIND MAN IS SITTING ON A PARK BENCH.
A RABBI SITS DOWN NEXT TO HIM.
THE RABBI IS CHOMPING ON A PIECE OF MATZAH.
TAKING PITY ON THE BLIND MAN,
HE BREAKS OFF A PIECE AND GIVES IT TO THE BLIND MAN.
SEVERAL MINUTES LATER, THE BLIND MAN TURNS,
TAPS THE RABBI ON THE SHOULDER, AND ASKS,
"WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?"